Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
