the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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