I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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