I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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