Where are you?
In a non slutty way
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
