You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It's never too late to be topless.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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