Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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