What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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