it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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