You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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