drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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