I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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