it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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