But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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