don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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