Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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