your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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