at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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