whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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