Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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