your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Randomize
