oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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