How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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