what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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