Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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