so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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