a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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