Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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