Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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