Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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