my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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