SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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