When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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