Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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