btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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