her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
True college students do jello shots in the library
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