He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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