Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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