Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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