Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Terrible idea I love it
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
