it wasn't lemon gatorade
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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