oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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