Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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