Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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