nut hugger
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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