is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
