They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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