That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
why is half of my head shaved?
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