I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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