I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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