It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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