Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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