so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
