Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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