Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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