4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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